Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Girls are always incomplete without Boys.....
WOMAN has MAN in it |
SHE has HE in it |
Mrs. has Mr. in it |
LADY has LAD in it |
MISTRESS has MISTER in it |
MADAM has ADAM in it |
HOSTESS has HOST in it |
FEMALE has FEMALE in it so onthe list is unending |
So No need to proud..... |
| Girls are always incomplete without boys |
Movies Vs S/W Professionals
Movies and their meaning to s/w professionals
Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US.
1942, a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.
Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in India, dreaming of US.
Sapnay: Green card.
Sadma: Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
Khalnayak : Bodyshoppers.
Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader.
Rakhwala: Project Manager.
Mr. Bechara: Computer professional in Singapore.
Zanjeer: Company bond.
Himmatwala : Breaking company bond.
Tohfa: H-4 Visa for your Wife.
Mawaali: Before coming to US.
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman: Once you are in US.
Chaudhvin ka Chand: Assembly programmer.
Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam: Client, your company and you.
Shehanshah: Bill Gates
1942, a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.
Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in India, dreaming of US.
Sapnay: Green card.
Sadma: Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
Khalnayak : Bodyshoppers.
Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader.
Rakhwala: Project Manager.
Mr. Bechara: Computer professional in Singapore.
Zanjeer: Company bond.
Himmatwala : Breaking company bond.
Tohfa: H-4 Visa for your Wife.
Mawaali: Before coming to US.
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman: Once you are in US.
Chaudhvin ka Chand: Assembly programmer.
Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam: Client, your company and you.
Shehanshah: Bill Gates
Why to get bored in office????---Try this...
If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach
there. Then do vice versa....... ...... !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhence your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your collegues
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
22. Send this mail to only one at a time to every one in your contact list.
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach
there. Then do vice versa....... ...... !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Enhence your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to waste your day" to help your collegues
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
22. Send this mail to only one at a time to every one in your contact list.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Winners of the "I Look like My Dog" Contest
Recently a contest held for pet-lovers and hundreds of pet-lovers participated in that contest.
here are the top 5 winners of that contest:
here are the top 5 winners of that contest:
Winner No:1 Top Winner
Winner no:2 Second winner
Winner no:3 third winner
Winner no:4 fourt winner
Winner no:5 fivth winner
All Above are going to doggywood to participate in nextcoming doggywood movie..
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